The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

  • Published on 7 days ago

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    'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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Nicko 1J soarer
Nicko 1J soarer

Funny guy..to bad hes a shit dad and husband ☻💩👣

Hour ago
Agra Nam
Agra Nam

Wow must be awkward for Cuckbert because his bosses want him to please the shitty LGBT community while not offending the people who side with Kevin Hart as well 😂

Hour ago
AngeredFox
AngeredFox

This is the sort of insanity that happens right before a nation implodes on itself. Everyone worry about something a celebrity tweeted 10 years ago instead of all the horrible real issues facing us right now.

Hour ago
jams4041
jams4041

He can't move that fast wit dem tight ass pants on. How bout this one "I apologize but if you don't like it Fu@K You".

Hour ago
G94
G94

despicable that you would have someone homophobic on your show! typical hollywood always looking after it's own scum.

Hour ago
ParadigmRabbit
ParadigmRabbit

Can we get a campaign going to get an apology to Hart from the media editors behind their adorable writers? Honestly.

2 hours ago
ParadigmRabbit
ParadigmRabbit

A conversation between Hart and an someone who seems to be made into an Oscar PR temp, on what looks like a talk show, in front of the general public, the radicals, and the media machine. A comedian’s best ammo is logic. Go Hart.

2 hours ago
dicerevo
dicerevo

The oscars have a real dilemma. Who do they now have host the oscars? Every comedian has told a joke at some point that has offended someone.

2 hours ago
Mutsonjo Cesa
Mutsonjo Cesa

Stephen's body language is kinda weird... Or maybe I'm wrong..

2 hours ago
Big De
Big De

OMG loved it..NO TALK OF OR ABOUT TRUMP! YES

3 hours ago
Andrew Altman
Andrew Altman

Just give it to Ricky Gervais and stand back.

3 hours ago
Vina Poleon
Vina Poleon

Why if he said he was over it did you make him go over it again some people just like to push the boat out and act as though no one else’s feelings matter

4 hours ago
Nethan Thielen
Nethan Thielen

5 years from now he's going to have to apologize for not giving a good enough apology...

4 hours ago
Jalen Wilkie
Jalen Wilkie

Wtf is this

4 hours ago
IMPERIAL THRASHER
IMPERIAL THRASHER

Damn Colbert is short af

4 hours ago
C C
C C

I unsubbed from the late show after this. Should have just kicked him in the nuts and laughed at him well he rolled on the ground in agony.

5 hours ago
glen phillips
glen phillips

Looks like chris Rock

5 hours ago
raciel gonzalez
raciel gonzalez

the subtitles haha

5 hours ago
MrCerebellum2
MrCerebellum2

He has got to be exhausted talking about this over and over with talk shows.

5 hours ago
mugensamurai
mugensamurai

Too bad an onion has a core.

6 hours ago
Chris M
Chris M

I'm fucking triggered!!!!!

6 hours ago
Richard Duncan
Richard Duncan

Nice Kevin. Finally a real person.

6 hours ago
ᏟᏞᎪᏚᏚᏆᏟ ᎻᎾᎾᎠᏞᏌᎷ
ᏟᏞᎪᏚᏚᏆᏟ ᎻᎾᎾᎠᏞᏌᎷ

I just hope he doesn't get prejudged for it. You know it always happen s

7 hours ago
2k PLAYA
2k PLAYA

Stephen tried to expose his ass😂😂😂😂 but failed

7 hours ago
Raesling Undomiel
Raesling Undomiel

5:54 for those of us only here for the jokes. Because, I'm over the "scandal," too.

9 hours ago
Allirix
Allirix

He told me not to go. I still haven't left

10 hours ago
CODPOV
CODPOV

Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl. Friend: Who?

10 hours ago
J0ECRAWF15H
J0ECRAWF15H

....You've given me a fantastic tool to use against hyper-masculine idiots. lol thanks.

2 hours ago
CODPOV
CODPOV

Hear about the gay royal Canadian mounted cop? He got so excited his first day on the Job he jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.

10 hours ago
CODPOV
CODPOV

Q. Why should you never go to a gay barbecue?

10 hours ago
CODPOV
CODPOV

The Hot Dogs taste like Sh*t

10 hours ago
off-white
off-white

That jacket is incredible

10 hours ago
Major ScaLe
Major ScaLe

Proof the #LGBTQ" are nothing but Bullies!!!! All they do is attack people and try to take money out their pockets or get them off of TV or radio etc..... Too sensitive

10 hours ago
Sketchbook ofhorror
Sketchbook ofhorror

This can be said about any group, just because the LGBTQ community has a few fickle members that like drama doesn't define the majority of the LBGTQ community. If one black man lashes out like an animal and beats his wife to near death state is it safe for me to assume all black men are like this? As Aries Spear said "give credit were credit is due", if you have a bunch of irrational people taking advantage of a celebrity then point them out but don't drag others who aren't involved.

8 hours ago
dabadadeeda
dabadadeeda

Colbert is the worst. I loved the Colbert Report, but he's super douchey now.

10 hours ago
Meg A
Meg A

Yes Kevin! Colbert needs to chill

10 hours ago
Scott Walters
Scott Walters

Can we stop beating this dead horse? It’s actually getting annoying. Let the man move on

10 hours ago
Jill V
Jill V

To say that the picture of Denzel doesn't look like Denzel, but like someone behind Winn Dixie begging for money is a nasty comment...

11 hours ago
Scott Brown
Scott Brown

If one had no context, this is the most confusing interview ever

11 hours ago
Asian_Buddie
Asian_Buddie

Is it just me or the title doesn’t make any sense. Just read it and you’ll know what I mean.

11 hours ago
Mohammed yahya
Mohammed yahya

💐

11 hours ago
QUEENDOM
QUEENDOM

Did he apologize for cheating on his wife yet? Lol

11 hours ago
ProducShuns
ProducShuns

I would've loved if that Oscar exchange had gone: Kevin: "I had some HEAT" Colbert: "really, what was the heat?" Kevin: "uhhh, I had some gay jokes"

11 hours ago
Zabi Faqiri
Zabi Faqiri

Kevin Hart is another failure comedian ...more like a try hard now

12 hours ago
BlackHairandSkinCare
BlackHairandSkinCare

😂

12 hours ago
Rob Vespa
Rob Vespa

Why would Kevin Hart host the Oscars to begin with? Not him - I think any comedian would take that gig... i mean that I don't understand why Kevin was considered for the Oscar hosting gig to begin with. Something different? Also, why do the Oscars still exist? They're awful. That is, the awards. Also, unlike some of the other viewers, I don't think Kevin is funny... or would make for a good host. I'd like to be wrong and be surprised, but don't think I would be. I guess it doesn't matter now.

12 hours ago
pro fortnite gamer
pro fortnite gamer

Once in a life time opatunaty and throw away by sencitive little children

13 hours ago
hmoobdaj
hmoobdaj

We're in an era where people care way too much about other peoples opinion. Its silly. Put your energy elsewhere.

13 hours ago
one two three
one two three

cant take a joke. he already apologize yrs ago.. stop acting like you can do whatever the F you want

13 hours ago
The Freelancer
The Freelancer

Stephen would be a great host to the Oscars. he is as uptight as the actors and directors down there.

13 hours ago
Sandy Borrero
Sandy Borrero

This makes no sense. He apologized. What's the problem? Everybody loves Kevin and this is so unfair for him

13 hours ago
Harpia
Harpia

Envy

8 hours ago
michael colon
michael colon

What’s the purpose of words? Whatever happen to “stick and stones might break my bones but words would never hurt me”.....🤦‍♂️

14 hours ago
michael colon
michael colon

What’s the purpose of words? Whatever happen to “stick and stones might break my bones but words would never hurt me”.....🤦‍♂️

14 hours ago
Jared Gaurano
Jared Gaurano

About to see it this Friday. I re-watched Unbreakable and Split last night to get ready for Glass. Pretty excited yet not holding any expectations since reviews are mixed. Fingers crossed!

14 hours ago
Erik Iacopelli
Erik Iacopelli

Dont care what Kevin EVER says, Dude is crazy funny and you can NOT help but laugh when you watch anything hes in

15 hours ago
Erik Iacopelli
Erik Iacopelli

Thats cuz SJW's wont EVER be happy, Even if you was to be jailed and beaten to a inch of your life EVERYDAY for the rest of your life and lose EVERYTHING. all you money and fame and everything and EVEN THEN they wont say its enough, Thats why I just do NOT fucking care. Ill say what the fuck i want and aint saying sorry for shit

15 hours ago
George Hayduke
George Hayduke

Eh.

15 hours ago
Jupiter MacWillow
Jupiter MacWillow

Wish he hadn't apologized in the first place.

15 hours ago
Rob Halpin
Rob Halpin

What did he say ?

15 hours ago
Roman Darius
Roman Darius

Hey, Black People, Jewish Controlled Hollywood is trying to force you to accept homosexuality. It is hard to say know when they are offering you all these silver coins, but just keep this in mind: Minister Louis Farrakhan is correct about them. (Stephen Colbert has received more than his fair share of coins)

16 hours ago
OG Deadeye
OG Deadeye

‘Say what we say or we will make you regret it’. That’s what PC culture has become now. They had another word for that in the 1930’s though, fascism.

16 hours ago
EvilMIST
EvilMIST

Was a great gay joke for sure. Loved it.

16 hours ago
Zane Thurman
Zane Thurman

Poor Kevin being forced to apologize over and over again. Gave a great answer to Stephen.

16 hours ago
kardentyrell
kardentyrell

Bill Burr hosting the oscars, I want to see that.

16 hours ago
Cracker Jack
Cracker Jack

Why would he apologize for something that doesn't matter or was never an issue?

16 hours ago
Ben Dover
Ben Dover

Damn Faggs

16 hours ago
Logan Lion
Logan Lion

That was good

16 hours ago
Jimmy Logan
Jimmy Logan

Give this man an Oscar 😂😂

16 hours ago
Nathan Harkins
Nathan Harkins

As long as it’s not Jimmy Kimmel, I’m okay…

16 hours ago
John Perkins
John Perkins

His theme music walking in sounded an awful lot like Martin’s theme music.

17 hours ago
Max Jerry Horowitz
Max Jerry Horowitz

Give them a little fame and fortune and they become homophobic racists.

17 hours ago
Gavin Ramjaun
Gavin Ramjaun

Kevin Hart would be phenom. He's paid his dues now...

17 hours ago
Leon Phelps
Leon Phelps

We're living in a society where if you're a man and you don't wanna have sex with another man then you're HOMOPHOBIC AND SHOULD LOSE EVERYTHING YOU'VE WORKED FOR...... the gays are like a scrawny kid who hates Bullies because he was bullied but then hit the gym gain some muscles and now he's bullying any and everyone who doesn't share the same views....

17 hours ago
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

I knew it from very beginning that the moment that #LGBT community will get power they will bully people.

17 hours ago
Adam Hellyer
Adam Hellyer

Love Kevin. Good attitude

18 hours ago
IsaacS2010
IsaacS2010

Much respect to Kevin for how he handled this. Colbert pressed him a little too far as far as I am concerned. Kevin was class right here.

18 hours ago
Jimmy Sivu
Jimmy Sivu

Stephen Colbert is not a nice guy

18 hours ago
James Filloramo
James Filloramo

How about actually apologizing for your homophobia instead of beating around the bush and playing the victim for losing a job? He can be over it if he wants but I hope that it continues to linger over his career. He never apologized, he complained about apologizing

18 hours ago
Tutu Tutu
Tutu Tutu

Was it cringy?

18 hours ago
Tutu Tutu
Tutu Tutu

Why's Kevin Hart's not Ant man?

19 hours ago
Giles alakija
Giles alakija

🤣😎👊🏽

19 hours ago
Kyle F
Kyle F

It's Meryl not "Merle", Kevin.

19 hours ago
khaled s
khaled s

The same way you have the right to be gay, I have the right to hate your guts. I won't follow you down the street and stab your heart out just because you're gay, you will find your punishment ahead of you in the judgment day, with that being said i will not let you shove your bull shit and mental illness down my throat. And that's that.

19 hours ago
Steven Uzoukwu
Steven Uzoukwu

The Oscars missed out on one hell of a host/performance from Kev. Good job guys, wont watch it anyways lol

19 hours ago
javier gonzalez
javier gonzalez

Surprised nobody was offended by the "some guy asking for spare changes" joke Colbert told

19 hours ago
Google User
Google User

OMG HE APOLOGIZE!!!!!!

19 hours ago
Clayton Humphrey
Clayton Humphrey

I’m gay. I support Kevin Hart, and I think his stance is mature and is what America needs in these overly sensitive times.

20 hours ago
100Moral
100Moral

the oscares are full of Homosexual trigered people? i dont get it o.0

20 hours ago
tracy gilson
tracy gilson

Geez Stephen..... what’s happened to you?

20 hours ago
Anthony Seward
Anthony Seward

They did not just bite off of Martin's opening theme song to replace it with Kevin's name... wow

20 hours ago
Zeeshan Aftab
Zeeshan Aftab

if only actions were taken on more serious issues... America, Seriously? 😂

21 hour ago
Dionne Townsend
Dionne Townsend

Love Kevin

21 hour ago
Bailey Bailey
Bailey Bailey

Now a days folks are so sensitive and soft, you cant even have an opinion or even a thought that you can express without offending someones feelings. whatever happened to the good old days where I can just express myself say what I need to say and move on and folks wasn't so sensitive and soft this is why this world's going to hell in a handbag everybody wants to be right everybody wants to be politically correct everybody wants their opinions heard and no one wants their feelings hurt and everybody wants their life to be fair everybody wants the world to be fair everybody wants things to be equal and balanced the trying to create this Utopia but the shoetopia is f****** chaos and murderous I'm dangerous no hope.

21 hour ago
Carri's 3RingCircus
Carri's 3RingCircus

Saw the Up Side this Weekend.. 2 thumbs up🖒👍Perfection.. Js

21 hour ago
John Smith
John Smith

If you're not Kevin Hart, you can say: "It was 10 years ago, let it go" or "He apologised for it already hundreds of times, so that's enough" or "Leave Kevin alone, he's a human being" and anything else. If you are Kevin Hart, you can't say: "I apologised for it already" or "I'm done apologising" or "It was 10 years ago and I have apologised already" or "How many times do I have apologise" or "OK I'm sorry, happy now?" or "I am sorry for the homophobic comments I made in the past. I was wrong to have said those things, and they do not reflect my values now. Thank you for hearing my final apology that I am making about the homophobic comments I made 10 years ago." Get my drift?

21 hour ago
Mattia J
Mattia J

Dat Patek though...

21 hour ago
astone1100
astone1100

The whole gay thing is gone too far. It used to be do ur business in the bedroom. Whatever. Now its in our face. Men in drag. Its like wait this is not normal bx

22 hours ago
matt darbyshire
matt darbyshire

Why hasn't colbert being attacked for comparing denzel as a homeless man begging for change behind a winn dixie? That's RACIST

22 hours ago
matt darbyshire
matt darbyshire

He should apologize for being the worlds tallest midget

22 hours ago
ZR1 LT5 Chris
ZR1 LT5 Chris

Happy I don’t have to give a shit what the LGBTQ or whatever initials they are or have added thinks.

22 hours ago
Jake Smith
Jake Smith

Good on Kevin, man

23 hours ago
Z Terke
Z Terke

"am ovet it"

23 hours ago
Maddy D
Maddy D

Used to love Kevin until he showed how much of a garbage person he is. After cheating on his wife he basically said it's hard being famous and that's why he cheated. Then he says he apologized for jokes and tweets, which nobody can find. He could have actually apologized and become an ally but he hasn't. Now he's playing the victim of his own action/inaction.

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